Welcome to Lissaland. A place of wonder and excitement. A place where chocolate caramel crowns dance freely through the streets and superheroes wander, simply looking for their next big assignment, or a freezer to keep their underwear in on hot days.

If you look to your left, you will notice the Theatre of Phantasmagoria, where on any given day you can converse with the characters on screen, no matter how imaginary they are. Beware though, some of them are more corporeal than the others, and there have been accounts of sudden disorientation for those who fall too deeply into conversation with them.

While you’re at it, you can talk to the trees here too, it is believed by some that they might talk back, but we here at Lissaland believe that is merely conjecture, invented by those who are unable to climb.

One last stop before you go, I’d like to direct your attention to the gates, twenty foot tall, built with the specifics of the ten foot ladders that most carry in mind, security is of utmost importance here at Lissaland, and the gates are rarely open.

We do after all, have to protect the caramel crowns, for where else will they find their sanctuary.


~ by Alissa Anderton on February 7, 2011.

2 Responses to “Lissaland”

  1. If you think the trees are talking back to you, it’s probably a mushroom tree and the voice comes from the unicorn that is in it 🙂

    • Hey, you leave Nrocinu out of this. Honestly, poor unicorn – he talks to one person and suddenly he is responsible for all the crazies hearing voices from trees!

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